Garth Crooks' Team of the Week.

[Cashis]

Blatantly in to fulfill an ethnic quota, useless cunt.

[Toonami]

Leroy Rosenior's team of the week

[Square]

So Garth Crook's has Pantilimon in goal this week. Right.

[danielbuggery]

Interesting how all his XI this week were on TV this weekend. Hope you're not getting lazy Crooksie because it looks like you just watched those three games and said sod it to the other seven games... 'BBC Football Expert'

[Gianni Infantino]

I could have taken the easy option and gone with Simon Mignolet who kept a clean sheet but hardly had a shot to save at Spurs

Not hardly. None.

But I find myself selecting a keeper who had three goals put past him

Fucks sake.

In my view it is time that Jones told David Moyes that centre back is his best position and that's where he intends to stay and if Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand don't like it, tough

"In my view Phil Jones should relegate himself to the bench effortlessly"

I haven't seen an attacking display quite like it since the great City captain Tony Book left the stage

That's a massive fucking lie and he knows it.

This lad has taken some flak since he joined Liverpool from Sunderland but, all credit to the young man, he has now made the transition from a raw prodigious talent into the finished article

23 years old. Finished article.

For a player who is not considered to be a natural goal scorer, he buried two goals against Aston Villa that looked very natural to me

His first league goals since August.

How ironic that Manchester City have a foreign manager who insists on winning the Premier League title playing a traditional English formation with four in midfield and two strikers

What? Why is this relevant to Aguero's inclusion?

[Stu]

City don't even play a 4-4-2 lol, Aguero plays behind Negredo.

[Chelsfccg]

Wow some of them reasons for inclusion are awful, Pantilimon being included was a silly choice, Jaaskelainen had a great game for West Ham imo and should have been in the team of the week, pulled of some good saves and kept a clean sheet.

[Mycon]

City's formation is more of a 4-4-2 but I don't see the irony. As if England invented the 4-4-2 and are the only team to use it. Somehow his writing is worse than his punditry when he puts on that gay pouting face and talks really pretentiously about things he barely knows about.

[sween]

City's formation is more of a 4-?-2 tbh

[The Quito Diet]

I fucking wish he had Twitter.

[Star of Spurs]