Post by Simon on Oct 21, 2018 10:44:20 GMT
This is the kind of top level discussion that has kept us together for nearly 15 years.
So recently a friend and I made the shocking discovery that a mutual friend of ours is a front wiper. Not gonna lie I thought it was really weird and didn't even think that front wiping was a thing, I thought the only debate that could be had when it came to arse wiping was standing vs sitting.
He said he's always done it and went into unwanted detail about how he has a technique where he uses his forearm to keep his balls out the way when wiping. In my opinion, the necessity of devising a technique that keeps your balls free from shit immediately means you're using the wrong wiping method to begin with.
But this all made me wonder how many other front wipers are out there? Am I naive and this is actually a really common thing? Do front wipers walk amongst us like regular people? Enlighten me SNC.
So recently a friend and I made the shocking discovery that a mutual friend of ours is a front wiper. Not gonna lie I thought it was really weird and didn't even think that front wiping was a thing, I thought the only debate that could be had when it came to arse wiping was standing vs sitting.
He said he's always done it and went into unwanted detail about how he has a technique where he uses his forearm to keep his balls out the way when wiping. In my opinion, the necessity of devising a technique that keeps your balls free from shit immediately means you're using the wrong wiping method to begin with.
But this all made me wonder how many other front wipers are out there? Am I naive and this is actually a really common thing? Do front wipers walk amongst us like regular people? Enlighten me SNC.
