constant
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Post by constant on Dec 13, 2013 19:55:15 GMT
Okay, I feel the need to start a catharsis thread since Wednesday currently sit bottom of the Championship, have no manager or any interest in finding one any time soon, and consecutive players on our roster look like this: So, fellow strugglers, what clubs make your club look like Bayern in comparison? For starters I'm taking Anzhi Makhachkala. After selling their entire team this year, some of whom such as Aleksandr Kokorin they had literally just purchased, because Suleyman Kerimov was losing a ton of money and had pitched a fit about not winning the league on a trot the previous season they have started out historically poorly. I mean Derby County levels here as they have 8 points and 0 wins after 19 matches of a 30 match season. And Kerimov didn't roll the profits of all of these player sales into the club. Oh no, they went directly into his pockets. So the club has no players, can't train in Dagestan because of the local terrorists, and can't play home matches in Europe because their stadium is a hellhole worse than even Sheffield. So at least we're not Anzhi, so we have that going for us.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 20:09:19 GMT
constant Sheffield is nice, I thought D: Spose whenever things hit the shitter with Spurs I just think of my local team Boreham Wood and remember I could be supporting them. Or QPR like my grandfather! QPR are a mockery of a club. Announcing plans for a 25,000 seater and then to boost that to 40,000 five years after. Can't wait to see them drop into oblivion.
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ic
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Post by ic on Dec 13, 2013 20:41:00 GMT
There's not many, to be fair. Elgin were looking to build on last year's promise with a title challenge but rather than keep our star performers from last year they left to play in the fucking highland league, facing teams on a par with fort William every few weeks.
We had the opportunity to go for some quality and instead we sign a journeyman goalkeeper famed for not having any defined skills, a couple of wingers plying their trade in the juniors leagues across Scotland, and an unfit shitebag from inverness who despite starting in the spl last season, couldn't even manage 50 minutes a game for us. Oh, and two of our truly promising youngsters were jailed recently for racing.
Two wins in a row though!
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Stu
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Post by Stu on Dec 13, 2013 20:57:47 GMT
Pompey.
Lol.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Dec 13, 2013 21:06:13 GMT
Newcastle
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windowlicker
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Post by windowlicker on Dec 13, 2013 21:53:18 GMT
Knew you'd pipe up you nob. We aren't in any sort of crisis anymore though so fo.
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Stu
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Post by Stu on Dec 13, 2013 21:55:30 GMT
I disagree.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Dec 13, 2013 21:55:56 GMT
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cl7
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Post by cl7 on Dec 13, 2013 22:12:57 GMT
I think we probably win this
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constant
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Post by constant on Dec 14, 2013 3:53:17 GMT
I think we probably win this I would rather be you lot than us right now. At least you have a plan of sorts.
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Post by Gianni Infantino on Dec 14, 2013 3:55:57 GMT
Eto'o looks like he's having a ridiculously fun time being snowed on.
Erm, many clubs. We're in good shape for once, besides the ludicrous allegations that our gaffer is shagging Dynamite.
But I'm gonna say that as a whole, we're in better shape than United atm.
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Post by Hogan on Dec 14, 2013 8:54:01 GMT
Eto'o looks like he's having a ridiculously fun time being snowed on. Erm, many clubs. We're in good shape for once, besides the ludicrous allegations that our gaffer is shagging Dynamite. But I'm gonna say that as a whole, we're in better shape than United atm. You seen her twitter yesterday? Fucking hell I wouldn't give it one with yours
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Post by #FreeBTS on Dec 14, 2013 10:46:14 GMT
right now, a lot of clubs, mainly Middlesbrough. however between Joe Kinnear, Mike Ashley and Loic Remy's court case, we have the propensity to implode at just about any point
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Post by cl7 on Dec 14, 2013 10:49:45 GMT
what's a plan?
that's been out with our vocabulary for two years. tbh probably 5. everyone takes the attitude 'we are to big a club to disappear' , a big reputation will not save us. we are still completely fucked. around £30 million has been lost in under 6 months , and by April we will be in the red. again.
I assume you haven't really been following our boardroom story lately, because 'having a plan' constitutes actually having board members...
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 14, 2013 11:24:51 GMT
We haven't been great this season but we're lucky we're better than Man United (and a bigger club too)
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