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Post by Germany's Top Scorer on Jan 3, 2014 10:34:07 GMT
Never used any makeup or moisturiser or anything like that - I don't really take any pride in my appearance, there's only so much polishing a turd you can do.
Drink exclusively beer, lager and neat Scotch.
Never cried at any film, TV programme or song. Haven't cried at any pets dying or even when my grandma died when I was like 8. Although I cry every day for a week every other month or so (not for anything in particular).
Never worn skinny jeans or slim fit, mainly because the word slim hasn't applied to me for years.
Never used straighteners (never had opportunity to) and I cut my own hair. I've been clean shaven about 4 times in the last 5 years and regretted it every time. Not cut my facial hair for 2 and a bit months now.
Most expensive item of clothing I own is my suit, but after that it's sports shirts.
I kick small children and drown puppies.
Only thing that makes me not entirely like a bloke from the 1950s is I shave between my eyebrows and trim downstairs. I used to shave my back but it's a massive ballache and I don't care enough to pay someone to do it. It's not that long or has loads of coverage so I'm not too fussed.
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Post by g7vikings on Jan 3, 2014 10:57:07 GMT
Used straighteners daily for quite a few years when I had my hair long - saved for going out and what not now it's at a shorter length.
Moisturise daily, use product in my hair - not gel or wax, forget what it's called.
Shave a couple of times a week, I'm 25 and still can't grow anything you'd be willing to keep on your face.
Trim the pubes, but not into anything else.
I like the look of skinny jeans on some people, but they're not for me. I wear slim fit. Levi 511's to be precise.
I am a vain person, but I'm a lazy one. Not sure the two go quite well together.
I drink larger and rum mostly. Not together.
I have teared up with lump in my throat while watching a lot of tv/film.
Never used makeup or wore anything other than black football boots. (looking to make up for things here)
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Jan 3, 2014 11:09:52 GMT
No tats no piercings no make up no skinny jeans for me
just a can of stella in one hand and a baseball bat in the other
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Post by ic on Jan 3, 2014 11:15:07 GMT
Never worn make up, never used moisturiser or anything like that. I don't straighten my hair or use anything in it. I shave every couple of days so that I don't look like a 12 year old. My pubes get shaved every month or so, and I shave my chest and armpits every couple of months too. I last cries when my daughter was born (overwhelming innit) but films/tv don't really trouble me. I drink lager and rum when I'm out. I smoke tobacco. I don't dress particularly fashionably and have been wearing the same straight jeans for years. It's safe to say I am the hardest bloke in this thread, which shocks me Oh yeah I also have a flower tattooed on my arm. Soz ard
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Jan 3, 2014 11:22:24 GMT
The manliness test consists of one real question; have you ever stirred your tea with a dirty screwdriver (or similar object) at work?
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Post by g7vikings on Jan 3, 2014 11:38:28 GMT
I once used a tablespoon because I couldn't find a teaspoon. Does that count?
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Post by Germany's Top Scorer on Jan 3, 2014 11:41:45 GMT
I used my bare finger once.
YOUR MOVE
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Post by ic on Jan 3, 2014 11:52:58 GMT
I don't stir my tea
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Jan 3, 2014 12:01:31 GMT
I don't have tea.
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Post by Cashis on Jan 3, 2014 12:07:21 GMT
That is a feminine trait.
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Post by Childish on Jan 3, 2014 12:14:01 GMT
Trim the pubes, but not into anything else. Took me a minute or to realise you didn't mean you don't shave your pubes into anything else (like a Batman Symbol or smiley face).
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Post by g7vikings on Jan 3, 2014 13:06:22 GMT
haha I'm not that creative.
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Post by danielbuggery on Jan 3, 2014 13:34:59 GMT
Don't straighten my hair
Trim body hair and pubes about every 2-3 months
Never worn serious make-up
Moisturise my face sometimes in very cold weather as it gets dry and chapped very easily
Never worn or owned skinny jeans
I have ONE track that I like the sound of by The Wanted on my iPod
Drink cider or Jack & Coke when out
Rotate shampoo and conditioner on a daily basis when washing my hair
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Post by Germany's Top Scorer on Jan 3, 2014 17:56:50 GMT
You shampoo/condition daily?
Are you mad?
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Post by ic on Jan 3, 2014 18:47:52 GMT
You use conditioner? Soft lad
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