Toonami you asked for it..
Katy Perry v Hyosung
Manchester United v Olympiakos
United have seen better days, having just come off a long commitment they're having a bit of a weird phase trying to adjust to the change. Still can't be written off.
Olympiakos have no chance of winning this and are probably the hairiest among those competing.
Katy Perry.
Emma Stone v Jennifer Lawrence
AC Milan v Arsenal
Milan would have had a real chance a few years back and still have (fun)bags of quality. Could provide an upset but..
I'm revising my original shout, Lawrence is Arsenal. Had a cracking year despite not having the best assets. Suddenly found a lot more vocal fans filled with nothing but blind optimism.
Emma Stone.
Scarlett Johansson v Mariza Villareal
Porto v erm, Villareal?
Porto have always been thereabouts and with a bit of fortitude could go all the way. Won't though.
Her surname's Villareal, I don't fucking know. Remember Giuseppe Rossi? Exactly.
Scarlett Johansson.
Taylor Vixen v Alison Brie
Atletico Madrid v Borussia Dortmund
Don't know who Taylor Vixen is but I want to now. Come out of nowhere to be a real force.
And, the ultimate hipster choice. Everyone talks about how great they are, but they can back it up and all.
Alison Brie.
Lucy Pinder v Christina Hendricks
Manchester City v Galatasaray
City are cracking, that much is undeniable, but you can't help but think about how expensive it all was.
Drogba, Sneijder, tits. We've been over this.
Lucy Pinder.
Sacha Grey v Nigella Lawson
Shakhtar v Bayer Leverkusen
Nobody's quite sure why Shakhtar are so good, but they are. Won't win it, might worry a real contender
Leverkusen have got a real history of quality, still going strong after all these years. Been usurped by a couple of young upstarts more recently though.
Sacha Grey.
Lauren Hanley v Taylor Swift
Ajax v Benfica
Yeah, I mean, they're all right, I guess?
Lauren Hanley.Kate Upton v Jessica Nigri
Real Madrid v Zenit
The glamour choice, a flashy, perennial favourite. Tendency to consistently achieve semis but never quite go all the way, the fucking tease.
Cracking pair of.. ex Porto players. Actually quite good all round but the whole being full of racists/dressing up like a "sexy pikachu" thing is a bit off putting for most.
Kate Upton.