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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Jan 27, 2014 11:04:52 GMT
Link only I'm afraid
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Post by Cashis on Jan 27, 2014 12:06:41 GMT
Aye Heung-Min Pleat, can easily kill an hour or two in there for a laugh. And yeah I wasn't fussed on Anne Frank beforehand but gf fancied it.
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 12:00:21 GMT
Brilliant city. Lots of strip clubs and places to shag brasses. Weed is found easily enough. The buildings and shit are nice too if you love the cock and find that stuff interesting.
Cavorly Lazne is a six story club which is sick also.
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Post by Dan on Feb 4, 2014 12:39:31 GMT
4 and a half months until I'm there *dancin*
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 12:45:23 GMT
Sorry, forgot to say for Dan's sake, other hard drugs are also readily available.
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Post by g7vikings on Feb 4, 2014 13:13:09 GMT
Cavorly Lazne is a six story club which is sick also. I only made it to the 3rd floor. Must re-visit.
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Post by ChappyHova on Feb 4, 2014 13:33:04 GMT
They've got some oldies kinda room near the top, was right up my street.
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 13:44:40 GMT
Brilliant city. Lots of strip clubs and places to shag brasses. Weed is found easily enough. The buildings and shit are nice too if you love the cock and find that stuff interesting. Cavorly Lazne is a six story club which is sick also. Did you bang out there? Nah was still with my missus at the time. Just had a few lapdances.
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Post by g7vikings on Feb 4, 2014 13:52:42 GMT
I presume it was a pop room I made it to. The macarena came on and the whole place just transformed into straight lines and done the dance. One of the most surreal but hilarious moments of my life.
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 14:02:42 GMT
We went into a room and everyone was dancing on tables, reaching for the sky and chanting. Was surreal.
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Post by g7vikings on Feb 4, 2014 14:11:45 GMT
I went in February, so was out of season really, but it was sound. Just walked around going from bar to bar. Offered coke, weed etc. on every street corner, but was fine walking about and inside everywhere. Had a boss kebab both nights. Would recommend.
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Post by Blue Moon on Feb 4, 2014 14:23:58 GMT
if you go looking for that kind of story on the internet you can find it easily. sounds like you're overthinking a lot of this, in terms of women and trouble, at the end of the day it's a holiday with mates, you could go to your local caravan park and it'd still be a right laugh
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Post by ChappyHova on Feb 4, 2014 15:02:54 GMT
I must admit the people bugging you to go in their bar etc got on my tits. Some of them you can't just say "no thanks" they follow you and just keep going on and on. One fella said to us "Would you like to go to our strip club it's up there! Points to this massive building that's in complete darkness except one window with lights at the top and said yeah that's it, I was like no fucking chance pal.
I don't do weed or go to strip clubs so I just said no to everything, although English people must stand out really bad because they seem to spot you coming a mile off.
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 15:08:19 GMT
Yeah we had a horde of DanielT's following us around for around an hour or so. Good fun.
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Post by Cashis on Feb 4, 2014 15:12:00 GMT
I must admit the people bugging you to go in their bar etc got on my tits. Some of them you can't just say "no thanks" they follow you and just keep going on and on. One fella said to us "Would you like to go to our strip club it's up there! Points to this massive building that's in complete darkness except one window with lights at the top and said yeah that's it, I was like no fucking chance pal. I don't do weed or go to strip clubs so I just said no to everything, although English people must stand out really bad because they seem to spot you coming a mile off. Absolute fucking hatred, was awful out in Ibiza because a lot of them were rude cunts too. "Where are you guys off to?"
"Our hotel"
"What the fuck mate it's only 3am!?!?!?"
"Yeah"
"I hope you're coming back out afterwards"
"Nope"
"Well fuck off then".Looool good luck with that patter lad. Had it in Blackpool with some cunts on one of the piers. "COME GISSA GO AT THIS GAME MATE YOU'LL WIN A DECENT PRIZE FOR THE LADY"
"Nah thanks mate I'm alright"
"WELL YOU'RE FUCKING NOT ARE YOU"
Absolute worst part of holidays in typical 'destinations', even the looky looky men are more polite and less pushy. My five days in Benidorm will involved climbing a mountain, swimming with dolphins and a theme park. I feel I have to explain this every time somebody asks where I'm going to keep me from feeling ashamed.
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