Post by Gianni Infantino on Jan 16, 2014 23:19:25 GMT
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MATCHUPS!
4:45/5:45 - 9 Southside Stains @ Thunderland 19
7:00/8:00 - 16 Full Ham @ Soccer Cannons 1
7:00/8:00 - 12 Stoked City @ Soccer Castle 20
7:00/8:00 - 18 Clint @ Light Blues 2
7:00/8:00 - 15 Panthers @ Yellow Ducks 10
7:00/8:00 - 8 Soccer Skunks @ Sledgehammers 17
9:30/10:30 - 11 Vanilla @ Red Socks 4
5:30/6:30 - 6 Chickens @ Sea Geese 13
8:00/9:00 - 7 Unity @ Soccer Tigers 3
12:00/1:00 - 5 Candies @ Wes Brown 14
4:45/5:45 - 9 Southside Stains @ Thunderland 19
7:00/8:00 - 16 Full Ham @ Soccer Cannons 1
7:00/8:00 - 12 Stoked City @ Soccer Castle 20
7:00/8:00 - 18 Clint @ Light Blues 2
7:00/8:00 - 15 Panthers @ Yellow Ducks 10
7:00/8:00 - 8 Soccer Skunks @ Sledgehammers 17
9:30/10:30 - 11 Vanilla @ Red Socks 4
5:30/6:30 - 6 Chickens @ Sea Geese 13
8:00/9:00 - 7 Unity @ Soccer Tigers 3
12:00/1:00 - 5 Candies @ Wes Brown 14
The 22nd round of this year's EPL is here, back with some more awesome soccer action for the UK guys. Hopefully we'll see plenty goalshots this weekend with a little less controversy, a little more action.
The first game is at 4:45/5:45 AM PST at the Estadio da Luz where the Southside Stains are hosted by. Thunderland. This could be a real close game guys, maybe settled by a field goal. Who knows how the Stains will be feeling after their general manager Nicholas Courteasy walked away guys. Real tense stuff.
Then the London Soccer Cannons are in for a real tough matchup against those guys from the Full Ham Soccer Cottage. Those guys have Clint now, real happy after winning his latest Balloon Door guys. The Soccer Cannons will be hoping Oliver Gee, Rude will be scoring plenty goalshots in this one.
The Crystal Soccer Castle guys have homefield advantage against Stoked City this weekend. The Soccer Palace guys had a real toughie last week, wide receiver James Poncho missed a 12-yard deathstrike. But the Stoked guys had a real toughie too! Osama bin Ass-seed is back for them this week and will want some goalshots guys, he needs 'em!
Here's a doozy for ya! The Manchester Light Blues bring the Cardiff City Soccer Dragons to New Hampshire! In week 1 of the season the Soccer Dragons gave the Light Blues a real surprise in England when they beat them in their first ever EPL game! The Light Blues have been real stubborn at CenturyLink Field this year though guys.
The Hull Town Panthers come to Northwich to play the Yellow Ducks, and the Panthers have been real good this year. Their center Tim Middleton has been real good for them and Northwich are way under .500 on the season, they're gonna struggle for the EPL playoffs at this rate!
The Westside Sledgehammers welcome the Tyneside Soccer Skunks to Kate Upton Memorial Stadium this weekend. The Sledgehammers' Forwards Ann and Carroll could be up against their old organization, but the Skunks have been awesome this year. Just awesome, Joanna Kbye has been scoring those Power Shots a real bunch this year.
In the mid-morning kick-off the Asstown Vanilla come to see Liverduck Red Socks at Ann's Field. Real nice of her to let this happen on her property. Liverduck shooting guard Swearez has 22 goalshots on the season and will want more this weekend but Vanilla franchise player Darren Benteke only has 6 on the season. Real bad for him.
We head to South England on Sunday where the Sea Geese are hosting the London England Soccer Chickens. Real big battle of the birds here. The Soccer Chickens have been good this year but the Sea Geese have had a real tough EPL Europe mini-series to play, so they could be real tired going into this one guys.
The big game of this week is here guys at Stamford Bridge, Connecticut, where the Chelsea Soccer Tigers bring Man Unity to the great Wid-West to play a real big soccer match. Coach Moyles will want his team to play better, Coach Marino will want his team to keep doing what they've been doing guys, which is putting Ws on the board.
On Monday we get a real good game in the early afternoon, hope you've got your time off from work for this doozy. Ever Town Soccer Candies travel to Thunderland to play against Wes Brown's Albion in this EPL 8th seed matchup. Monday games are just so awesome. TGI Monday huh guys?