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Post by Gianni Infantino on Feb 8, 2014 4:01:00 GMT
We all love a quote don't we? Some are the result of a brilliantly unsophisticated manager or player trying to be a wordsmith, the others are just the results of a mong somehow being given a national platform on which to give his opinions. With the latter mentioned, I'll open things up. This one is one we all love.
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Post by rufussmalls on Feb 8, 2014 10:49:37 GMT
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
Eric Cantona
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Olivier
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Post by Olivier on Feb 8, 2014 15:52:08 GMT
"Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing" - Ebbe Skovdahl
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2014 16:48:45 GMT
"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there."
"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball, he might grab mine."
Love watching Brian Clough interviews man. Superb at making the interviewer feel like the most incompetent person in the world on the regsssss
Ian Holloway (describing a win over Chesterfield) - “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee.”
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Post by wf4v3ry on Feb 8, 2014 17:10:53 GMT
"If you look at the game and take the goals out of it then we're probably the dominant side" Graham Westley following Stevenage's 4-0 defeat at Colchester.
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xabi
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Post by xabi on Feb 8, 2014 17:14:45 GMT
Mark Viduka
“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
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Post by Бенне on Feb 8, 2014 17:46:39 GMT
"If you look at the game and take the goals out of it then we're probably the dominant side" Graham Westley following Stevenage's 4-0 defeat at Colchester. I was going to say that one ffs, hahaha
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Post by Toonami on Feb 8, 2014 19:10:24 GMT
‘Beautiful, young eggs,’ clucked the Chelsea manager, quick to embrace the role of Mother Hen and remind everyone that this young team does not yet compare in stature to the one he left behind in 2007. Wednesday night's team will include four players aged 22 and under. ‘They are eggs that need a mum or, in this case, a dad to take care of them, to keep them warm during the winter, to bring the blanket and work and improve them,’ added Mourinho. ‘One day the moment will arrive when the weather changes, the sun rises, you break the eggs and the eggs are ready to go for life at the top level.’ The Eggsceptional One smiled, pleased with himself, and his audience chuckled approvingly. Wednesday is six years to the day since the final game of his first spell at Chelsea, a 1-1 draw at home against Rosenborg. It’s all about omelettes and eggs,’ said Mourinho on the eve of the Rosenborg game. ‘You have eggs Class One, Class Two and Class Three. Some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the Class One eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.’
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Post by Gianni Infantino on Feb 8, 2014 20:33:25 GMT
"I've out tactic'd 'im" - Sam Allardyce on out tacticking Jose Mourinho.
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Post by #FreeBTS on Feb 8, 2014 20:40:41 GMT
I WOULD LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM
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#FreeBTS
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Post by #FreeBTS on Feb 8, 2014 20:40:46 GMT
LOVE IT
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Mick
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Post by Mick on Feb 8, 2014 21:03:26 GMT
Its a penalty. Piss Off
Its a penalty. Oh Fuck off
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Post by Mycon on Feb 9, 2014 1:49:08 GMT
For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2014 3:21:35 GMT
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JM
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Post by JM on Feb 9, 2014 10:46:40 GMT
"I'm no wheeler dealer, I'm a facking football manager, fack off"
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