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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 20:47:11 GMT
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 20:49:57 GMT
Let it be known that I completely agree with the above award. Great performance against a great town which absolutely did not cock up entirely.
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Post by Germany's Top Scorer on Mar 10, 2015 20:58:37 GMT
What the fuck, my plan was to have Adam win it for us.
Robbed.
Utterly robbed.
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 21:01:43 GMT
Best Town PlayerIn a society filled with friendly, approachable people like SNC, the award for Best Overall Town Player is probably the pinnacle of these awards, and you can all probably go home after this one, even with 75% of the ceremony to go. Oh well, it’s been emotional. Anyway, consistent town performance over the course of our 10 (ish) games so far is an impressive achievement and this award acknowledges the player who’s uncovered the most scum, who’s rooted out the most lies, who’s tried to kill you all as mafia several times as well (we’ll look past that bit…) and who believed albeit briefly there were two Antmen in one game. Aside from these brief moments of weakness, he’s been genuinely and consistently great at rooting out scum, and here he is, your winner of the Best Town Player award, 2014/15 Best Town Player: Notpropaganda.Unfortunately, he’s sort of in Canada which as we all know is yet to discover electricity so this is an issue, but here’s to you np! Notpropaganda sliding in to accept his award.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 21:06:37 GMT
Bozo spotted trying to steal np's award
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Post by localnative on Mar 10, 2015 21:14:32 GMT
The following award is for the Best Scum Player. If this award were a friend, it would be that friend who begged you to come out, 'just for one drink'. Only to find yourself naked tied to a lamppost in Rotterdam the following morning. If it were your boss they'd be like, 'sure, of course you can leave early tomorrow. As soon as x, y and z are done.' Knowing full well that will take you all bloody day. If it were a family member it would be that Great Auntie with the spikey facial hair. The one who insists you give her a kiss on every bloody family get together, guilt tripping you with her impending mortality. Only to outlive everyone in her generation and the generation after hers. To cut it short, this award goes to the biggest fuck lier we have. Our runner up is DIOS, but this years winner is: 2014/15 Best Scum Player: Kesh
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 21:28:28 GMT
Favourite Game
Hosting a mafia game is a duty that some enjoy, others don’t wish to, and that’s fine, we’re an accepting community. From my Woodhouse cock up to Local’s making of an impossible to win role, there have been some bumps along the road but I do genuinely hope people have enjoyed their mafia games on here so far! The one award tonight that rewards the terrific/terrible work done by the hosts of our games, the ones that put in the most work and get to watch as their best roles are hideously ruined by day 1 lynches and silly mistakes. The Favourite game award celebrates the game that you, the community have enjoyed the most, and it’s also our first tie of the evening, which is awkward as we didn’t get two awards to cover this eventuality… Without further ado: 2014/15 Favourite Game: Benneh’s Game of Thrones game and Hamish’s Marvel Mafia game
If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to brawl with Hamish over the award backstage. Benneh and Hamish calmly discuss who's taking the award home.
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Post by suarez on Mar 10, 2015 21:41:23 GMT
come at me bro
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Post by localnative on Mar 10, 2015 21:48:18 GMT
Bloody hell, haven't we finished yet? No? Ok then. The next award is Best Fake Claim. This is where games are won and lost. The ability to make a believable fake claim is a powerful one. Wether you're an innocent town member trying to convince others you're actually indie. Or a mafia member pretending to be a rotting 300 year old corpse. Fake claims can be very hard to balance and even harder to 'prove'. We've had several who have made valiant attempts and our far share of those who really shouldn't have bothered. Our runner up is Djed for his Ribery claim in Football Mafia, this years winner is: 2014/15 Best Fake Claim: Бенне as Antman benneh when questioned about picking up his second award at the show he himself was presenting
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 21:55:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 22:09:08 GMT
Fucking robbery
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 22:23:10 GMT
Funniest Fake Claim
A funny role claim is not necessarily a good thing, maybe you’ve made a hilarious cock up, or maybe it’s just a ludicrous role title. In rare cases, other members besides Hellas make these cock ups too, and some funny role claims are actually cock ups, just genuinely funny moves made by mafia that know their time is up, or those looking to deflect with humour. This award celebrates those that made us laugh over our mafia time so far, and actually involves other nominees besides Hellas. So what’s left to say apart from seeing who’s won the closest thing we have to a comedic award? Are we laughing at them or with them? That’s for you to decide. 2014/15 Funniest Fake Claim: Hamish’s Vincent Kompany claim and subsequent gaffe Honourable mention to Hellas’ Harlen Tyrell claim which came 2nd by 1 vote!Hellas responds to the narrow loss Congratulations to Hamish for his 2nd award of the night, he’s mopping up!
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Post by localnative on Mar 10, 2015 22:28:07 GMT
And for the last time this evening you have to scroll down past my ramblings, ignoring everything I say just so you can find our esteemed winner. The last award I will be hosting is Most Likely to be Lynched. It seems there was two trains of though when I came to this award. Either, once scum always scum. Or, let's do it for the #bantz. Both less than respected views in the wider Mafia community. Luckily here at SNC we're all about prejudice and #bantz. Our runner up surprisingly is our most scummy player, commiserations Kesh. This years winner is: 2014/15Most Likely to be Lynched: Hellas
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Mar 10, 2015 22:42:10 GMT
Most Memorable Moment
The big one. The one you all want to win. The numero uno. Well sort of, me and Local think it is, so you’ll have to accept it cos we’re rigging this ceremony. RUNNING, fuck… Remind me to empty my inbox of all the votes after this please. Anyway! This past year has seen some truly hilarious moments of mafia madness, including meltdowns, practical suicides, hilarious role claims and moments of inspiration, such as uhm, that bus drive by Eric in Marvel mafia that killed Antman/Ultron, a definite case of mistaken identity there. Anyway, in 2nd place… 2014/15 Most Memorable Moment Runner Up: DIOS’ cult reveal at the end of DC mafia.
A moment almost entirely ruined by me not getting annoyed, which in retrospect I should have done for humour purposes. And now your winner! 2014/15 Most Memorable Moment: Kuhn’s Day 1 lynching in Marvel Mafia
A storming success for our favourite neo-dweller, congratulations on making a cock-up! Kuhn is offered some sincere congratulations.
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Post by localnative on Mar 10, 2015 23:03:06 GMT
Oh I'm doing this one too, oops. Our last award for the evening is the big one. The one you've all been waiting for. The one so important we didn't trust you to vote for its winner. The Hall of Fame entry highlights the member who has contributed most to the community. Having discussed it for hours without coming to a conclusion of who should win, Benneh and myself decided to take ourselves out of the equation. Only joking, we'd never both vote for ourselves. Our real winner has shown himself to be a very good town member asking some very probing questions. He's also shown himself as a man not to trust as he's been a very competent scum player. He's even run three games of his own. I give to you: 2014/15 Hall of Fame Winner: suarez
Bloody tosser winning all those awards!
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