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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 27, 2015 7:15:39 GMT
Because child abuse begins with the birth certificate and ends when you try it on with them "accidently" on their 18th birthday
Destiny Precious Princess Pocohantas Chanfuckingtelle Chanel Angel When the fuck did it become cool to give surnames out as first names; Jackson, Johnson, Logan wtf Ferrari, Porsche and Mercedes are all used when they really mean Burned Out Vauxhall Nova with the Tape Deck Missing Diamond Tiffany Rihanna (its even worse when the fuckwits spell it wrong) Naming a child after where it was concieved: Paris, Brooklyn, third floor of a Croydon tower block when the lift packed in, this is where the name Ali came from, shortened from A Very Dark and Pissy Alley Naming a child after a weekday or month. Your child is not a timestamp, a reminder of the particular time your womb and eggs and shit werent drowned in wkd, lambrini and hate so this monstrosity could actually occur Imogen Wayne Bridges children are called Jaydon, Taylor and Carter which sounds like a shit non-Jewish high street solicitors Blatantly misspelling (ergo butchering) a name like Aimee, Kaytie Jordan
What the fuck has happened to single teenage mums and what the fuck is wrong with a traditional name like Keith or Norman
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 27, 2015 7:16:34 GMT
Fucking spelt chavvy wrong now im every bit as bad as these fucks
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Post by you give me rrrroad rrrrage on Dec 27, 2015 10:31:05 GMT
I know someone called Armani no lie.
Edit: Just remembered I also know a white girl called Ebony.
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Post by ic on Dec 27, 2015 10:41:15 GMT
Split second of worry while I quickly scan through the list to make sure my kids names aren't there
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Post by you give me rrrroad rrrrage on Dec 27, 2015 10:44:33 GMT
Baby Tyler and baby Mason should definitely be up there too.
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Post by U R GAY on Dec 27, 2015 10:58:47 GMT
Working in schools I get this so often. School I worked at a few years ago there was a little girl from Wigan called Shakira, FFS!
Also had a class with an 'AJ' in it. Can't remember how it was spelt but it was actually his first name, not his initials!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 11:02:54 GMT
Someone I know has two boys called Harley and Mackenzie, awful names.
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 27, 2015 11:46:02 GMT
Oh Mason is one of the worst. Everyone called Mason who ever lived has a dark quiff assembled with two tubs of Brylcreem, stopped growing/aging at 16, probably wears ripped jeans to give himself a bit of an edge and can't wait for his dad to spoil him rotten on his 18th. He'll still be pestering his old man for pocket money when he's 50 (if he gets over that not aging over 16 nonsense)
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 27, 2015 11:48:09 GMT
Split second of worry while I quickly scan through the list to make sure my kids names aren't there Your first borns middle name is Buckfast I heard
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 27, 2015 11:49:52 GMT
Any genuine Nigerian first name translates to a Chavvy English one, Blessing, Fortune, Goodluck for example
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Post by The Quito Diet on Dec 27, 2015 11:55:41 GMT
Somewhere in my family (no clue of actual link, think it's someone who married in) there's a Tallelulah Bell or something and an Xavier River.
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Post by Slim Jim on Dec 27, 2015 12:35:49 GMT
When the fuck did it become cool to give surnames out as first names; Jackson, Johnson, Logan wtf It's tradition in America to name the first son after the mother's maiden name, so that's why it happens a lot over there and I assume it's something that's been imported over here because it's 'cool'. Worst name I've heard is La-a, pronounced Ladasha.
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Post by The Quito Diet on Dec 27, 2015 12:46:18 GMT
Tbf I was originially called Dampersandiel.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 13:19:22 GMT
Aimee is a nice name
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Post by Simon on Dec 27, 2015 14:59:55 GMT
My girlfriend works in a school where there's a kid called Spider.
Not even a nickname, no superpowers, his parents just thought Spider was a lovely name.
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