I win, in the most minor way possible

[Pole Land]

This guy is not winning at all.

www.nottinghampost.com/Warning-student-pays-pound-450-photo-Xbox/story-20263203-detail/story.html

[windowlicker]

Dec 5, 2013 17:22:11 GMT Square said:

Last time I went out I ended up in a kebab shop (obviously) but had no money. Waited till a kebab & chips was ready and when the bloke shouted "kebab and chips" I walked up with complete confidence and went "Yeah, they're mine mate" - got 'em for free.

Why have I never tried this?! I don't care if it's petty theft, it's a good idea.