danielbuggery
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Post by danielbuggery on Aug 12, 2016 16:23:12 GMT
It's that time of year again!...where kneejerk statements, predictions and assessments of teams and players are made and potentially laughed at by fellow peers.
Saturday 13th August
Hull v Leicester (12:30: Sky Sports)
Burnley v Swansea
Crystal Palace v West Brom
Everton v Tottenham
Middlesbrough v Stoke
Southampton v Watford
Man City v Sunderland (17:30: BT Sport)
Sunday 14th August
Bournemouth v Man Utd (13:30: Sky Sports)
Arsenal v Liverpool (16:00: Sky Sports)
Monday 15th August
Chelsea v West Ham (20:00: Sky Sports)
A team that is seemingly getting shafted by a money-hungry owner face Leicester, in what will probably be the easiest game Leicester could have dreamt of to start their title defence.
The new yo-yo team face a team that currently look like they will get shafted even if they spend money
Palace with their obvious as fuck £30m from TV money to blow on a striker face a team that these days exists only to troll Saido Berahino
The ever fickle blue side of Merseyside face a team who somehow didn't finish 2nd last season
Former European finalists Boro face a team that no-one fucking likes
Saints face a team that no-one has heard a peep from all summer
Guardiola's petrodollars face Moyes' evergrowing Utd bench warmer team
Then on the NISSAN SUPER SUNDAY!... Arguably the cheapest team face undoubtedly the most expensive team, then a team that seemingly won't buy face a team that seemingly can't stop buying (or selling).
And then on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!... Conte takes Kante and the rest of the cunty team he inherited face off against a bunch of cunts who somehow got a 60,000 stadium for free.
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Post by The Quito Diet on Aug 12, 2016 16:26:28 GMT
Shitzer completely forgot to do one of these, ta muchly.
We're gonna get pumped, glad I couldn't get tickets. That, and they were £90 ffs.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 16:49:52 GMT
Hahaha we ended our Pre season getting bummed by Mainz. Imagine thinking we'll win.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 18:28:28 GMT
That was 24 hours after hammering Barcelona tbf.
Disappointed Karius is out, was looking forward to not seeing Mignolet or Brad Jones. Excited by Mane and Grujic, think they'll have a big season.
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Stu
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Post by Stu on Aug 12, 2016 19:18:53 GMT
Dele Alli has decided he wants to have Dele 20 on the back of his shirt now, since he doesn't have a connection with the name Alli. Embarrassing.
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sween
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Post by sween on Aug 12, 2016 19:24:50 GMT
what
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Steven
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Post by Steven on Aug 12, 2016 19:27:42 GMT
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Star of Spurs
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Post by Star of Spurs on Aug 12, 2016 19:28:27 GMT
who honestly gives a shit?
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Aug 12, 2016 19:30:05 GMT
Why's he suddenly decided this now? seems like an agent has told him to do this to make himself more of a brand.
Against modern football
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cl7
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Post by cl7 on Aug 12, 2016 19:34:31 GMT
90 quid a ticket ??
euuuuuhhh
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Post by g7vikings on Aug 12, 2016 19:34:58 GMT
Maybe after having time to reflect on his new found fame he's realised he doesn't want to be known by a name he doesn't like, for whatever reason?
It seems a perfectly reasonable decision to me. Both Depay & Wijnaldum did something similar.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Aug 12, 2016 19:35:50 GMT
Nah it's all a ploy.
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Stu
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Post by Stu on Aug 12, 2016 19:43:10 GMT
If he doesn't want the name Alli then he should change it by deed poll and have his adoptive parents surname, so he can show appreciation to them. First name clearly means he only thinks about himself. Shocking.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Aug 12, 2016 19:45:19 GMT
Dele isn't even his real name. Disgusting,
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Post by g7vikings on Aug 12, 2016 19:47:32 GMT
If he doesn't want the name Alli then he should change it by deed poll and have his adoptive parents surname, so he can show appreciation to them. First name clearly means he only thinks about himself. Shocking. Genuinely can't believe how much of a tit you are at times.
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