Olivier
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Post by Olivier on Dec 6, 2013 19:18:47 GMT
Need help finding something for my works secret santa. Got an older woman who I don't really know but comedy gifts are standard practice so doesn't need to be anything useful.
Last year I got some snakes and ladders drinking game but it's never been opened.
What sort of stuff have you had before?
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Post by Gianni Infantino on Dec 6, 2013 19:23:04 GMT
Get her the biggest, blackest dildo you can find.
I've honestly never done a secret santa thing before. Can't wait until I get a job which does that kind of stuff. Standard packet of Tangfastics is what someone is getting from me.
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Post by Disenchanted on Dec 6, 2013 19:27:44 GMT
would like to second the vote for a big black dildo
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jaffers
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Post by jaffers on Dec 6, 2013 19:28:56 GMT
It's all fun and games until she comes in one day and tells you she loves her present.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Dec 6, 2013 19:30:50 GMT
Sensible suggestions guys.
Mein Kampf
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Shinra
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Post by Shinra on Dec 7, 2013 1:14:08 GMT
A footy obv so you can go for a game of togger with her on your dinner hour
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Post by Andres on Dec 7, 2013 1:18:49 GMT
last year i gave away some baconnaise. its fucking horrible but pretty unique.
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Post by sween on Dec 7, 2013 1:20:24 GMT
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Post by Cashis on Dec 9, 2013 9:41:41 GMT
Ann Summers anal playset. Bit pricy at 25 quid but you get 5 toys so she should fervour money's worth.
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Post by ic on Dec 9, 2013 11:43:43 GMT
I shit you not. Last year I received a fire extinguisher. Like one of those small ones you would have in your kitchen. Some bastard obviously forget and at the last minute had a rummage through their garage and grabbed the best thing they could find. I wasn't impressed. There's no pleasing some people you miserable dick
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Post by FL on Dec 9, 2013 12:42:01 GMT
This year i've got an older woman at work, I chose to get her a book with a different sex position for each and every day of the year, haha. A footy obv so you can go for a game of togger with her on your dinner hour Also, what's 'togger'?
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Shinra
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Post by Shinra on Dec 9, 2013 12:44:45 GMT
Just means a game of footy mate
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Post by Today I feel Uruguay on Dec 9, 2013 14:44:33 GMT
I got a HMV voucher back when they were good. Which was nice to have but a massive cop out on somebody's part.
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Post by melb on Dec 9, 2013 15:34:16 GMT
hi mate. imo if i were you i would get a calender cause the new year is right around the corner if ya know what i mean. you can get calenders of hot chix or ur fav footy team or whatever you like. but since your secret santa is an old lady, i would myb get a calender of some cakes or some places from around the world. cheers mods
p.s make sure it's a calender for 2014
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Post by Shinra on Dec 9, 2013 16:38:38 GMT
Hi melb mate. (mel b was probs the craziest spice girl LOL) what if the old dear already has a calendar???
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