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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Apr 20, 2014 21:32:42 GMT
That was Bill Withers who thank the lord, is still with ers
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Dan
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Post by Dan on Apr 20, 2014 21:39:01 GMT
Who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice? It's Annie Lennox.
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Post by The Quito Diet on Apr 20, 2014 21:43:33 GMT
Actually, I am speechless. Dave Clifton is actually speechless
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Post by Dan on Apr 20, 2014 21:47:12 GMT
Tonight we're having a wet t-shirt competition.
How does that work on radio Dave?
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Apr 20, 2014 21:52:37 GMT
3 men burning in a tank going 'uuuhhhh'
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FL
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Post by FL on Apr 20, 2014 21:53:43 GMT
I know what i'm watching shortly now haha.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 22:03:40 GMT
Highly recommend his book. Love Partridge.
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Post by danielbuggery on Apr 20, 2014 22:44:04 GMT
Henry VIII
He was a shit
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ic
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Post by ic on Apr 21, 2014 8:11:44 GMT
Yi can use the sausage to scoop the beans oot
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binsponge
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Post by binsponge on Apr 22, 2014 12:14:25 GMT
Stolen off IMDB but by far my favourite Alan Partridge moment.
Michael: Me, I'd, I-I-I'd have an, an Apache attack helicopter.
Alan Partridge: Oh, great.
Michael: Aye. I'd gan back to school. But first I'd take out the labs and then I'd type into the attack computer 'Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher'. Blow 'im to bits.
Alan Partridge: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.
Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. Erm, who's Tom Donaldson?
Michael: Oh, he's just a mate.
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Apr 22, 2014 12:24:34 GMT
Lol when he says 'hello ya bastard' thats the best 3 seconds in telly history
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binsponge
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Post by binsponge on Apr 22, 2014 12:34:30 GMT
Such a good moment! Followed up, of course by:
Michael, I don’t want aliens to see this from space. It will be embarrassing. They would look down through their giant telescope and say “look at that idiot, he’s got a baby H”.
Think I'm going to have to have a watch of some Partridge today now.
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alcohol and night swimming
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Post by Star of Spurs on Apr 22, 2014 14:28:30 GMT
You threw a monkey into the sea?
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Post by MrAndyJay on Apr 23, 2014 5:59:24 GMT
It was sort of like an SAS operation. Your mission: Gan ‘til Cardiff, have full sex with a woman, come back on the coach. Sort of like Operation Bravo-Two-Zero.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 20:53:28 GMT
Love one after getting down to the final lathar in Alan's deep bath.
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