Barclays Premier League 2015/16 Week 18
Dec 24, 2015 10:57:27 GMT
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Post by localnative on Dec 24, 2015 10:57:27 GMT
Barclays Premier League 2015/16 Week 18 - A Christmas Carol
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
United fans will have to bring their brolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cold, wet weekend against Stoke,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Will see the end of the Dutch bloke.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our Andy Carroll,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll hammers fans, he was injured during the carol,
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Fuck right off, Carroll rhymes with carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Something, something something barrel
Fa la la la, la la la la.
-----
Chelsea the blue shirt champions,
Had a very shinycabinet nose.
All of the other teams,
Used to even say it glowed.
Now all the clubs in the league,
Laugh and point and call them names.
They never let poor Chelsea,
Win any-y football games.
-----
I saw Guardi kissing the Seikh's hand,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn't see me creep
They're playing Sunderland this week;
Whilst we thought Toure was tucked
up half asleep.
Then, I saw Yaya score that wonder goal
My face turned a paler shade of white;
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If the Chilean had only seen.
Guardi kissing the Seikh's hand last night.
----
Away in A-Anfield,
no idea of their place,
The little Lord Vardy,
Will beat them all with his pace.
The stars in the red shirts,
will surely have to pay.
Their new fancy manager,
Has forgotten how to play.
----
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
Whilst the Baggies take on Alan Curtis,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year.
Good tidings we bring,
To you and your kin,
Will both teams be relegated,
In a Happy New Year?
-----
Dashing through the league,
Enjoying the way they play.
Oh what fun it be,
Watching Bournemouth and Palace today.
Oh, Jingle bells jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to have
football on all day.
Everton football club,
Are playing their game away.
Three points are in the bag,
They're playing the Magpies hurray.
---
Santi baby, just play right behind the front three for me;
Been an awful long time, Santi baby
and hurry back from injury tonight.
Santi baby, a '54 yarder too, from you
I'll stay up late for highlights, Santi baby
and hurry back from injury tonight.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
United fans will have to bring their brolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cold, wet weekend against Stoke,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Will see the end of the Dutch bloke.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our Andy Carroll,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll hammers fans, he was injured during the carol,
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Fuck right off, Carroll rhymes with carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Something, something something barrel
Fa la la la, la la la la.
-----
Chelsea the blue shirt champions,
Had a very shiny
All of the other teams,
Used to even say it glowed.
Now all the clubs in the league,
Laugh and point and call them names.
They never let poor Chelsea,
Win any-y football games.
-----
I saw Guardi kissing the Seikh's hand,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn't see me creep
They're playing Sunderland this week;
Whilst we thought Toure was tucked
up half asleep.
Then, I saw Yaya score that wonder goal
My face turned a paler shade of white;
Oh what a laugh it would have been,
If the Chilean had only seen.
Guardi kissing the Seikh's hand last night.
----
Away in A-Anfield,
no idea of their place,
The little Lord Vardy,
Will beat them all with his pace.
The stars in the red shirts,
will surely have to pay.
Their new fancy manager,
Has forgotten how to play.
----
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
Whilst the Baggies take on Alan Curtis,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year.
Good tidings we bring,
To you and your kin,
Will both teams be relegated,
In a Happy New Year?
-----
Dashing through the league,
Enjoying the way they play.
Oh what fun it be,
Watching Bournemouth and Palace today.
Oh, Jingle bells jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to have
football on all day.
Everton football club,
Are playing their game away.
Three points are in the bag,
They're playing the Magpies hurray.
---
Santi baby, just play right behind the front three for me;
Been an awful long time, Santi baby
and hurry back from injury tonight.
Santi baby, a '54 yarder too, from you
I'll stay up late for highlights, Santi baby
and hurry back from injury tonight.