How Many Geese?

[The Quito Diet]

How many geese do you reckon you could fuck up before they overpowered you I reckon I could take four or five before it became too much.

[Paul]

Honestly none. I wouldn’t know the first thing about dispatching a goose and it’s not something I’ve ever thought about

If I had a training manual to go off I reckon I could put a few away but they’re decently sized and I reckon just trying to keep them within arms reach is a task in itself and they’ll knacker you out

[The Quito Diet]

I mean surely just swinging blindly would take care of a few of them. Big lanky necked fuckers wouldn't stand a chance.

Although just make sure you don't get caught.

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[ange postecoslamp]

I firmly believe I could kick an almost unlimited number of geese into submission

[#FreeBTS]

Are the geese attacking one by one or in a swarm?

[Simon]

Feb 23, 2023 22:26:22 GMT #FreeBTS said:

Are the geese attacking one by one or in a swarm?

This is the question.

I've wrangled many a goose/swan in my time and as soon as you grab their neck they're completely useless. If you got swarmed though I think it comes down to endurance, once they're pissed they are absolutely relentless.

[Stu]

When i was at Sparsholt doing animal management we had a goose there that everyone was scared shitless of cos he kicked off whenever you went in the field he was in, but as soon as you walked towards him he turned around and ran away cos they're little bitches.

So a lot.

[Liverpool_96]

this is where my elbows would excel

[The Quito Diet]

I mean even if they swarm you, you've got to back yourself as only so many of them can reach you at once if you stay on your feet. Disable their necks, that's the key.