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Post by localnative on Dec 20, 2013 8:49:21 GMT
Saturday, 21st DecemberLiverpool vs. Cardiff Crystal Palace vs. Newcastle Fulham vs. Man City Man Utd vs. West Ham Stoke vs. Aston Villa Sunderland vs. Norwich West Brom vs. Hull Sunday, 22nd DecemberSouthampton vs. Tottenham Swansea vs. Everton Monday, 23rd DecemberArsenal vs. Chelsea The weekend kicks off with Brendan Rodgers men trying to score and we can confirm he'd love a bucket load. We can only hope he won't be too sore on Saturday to host Cardiff in a somewhat respectable state. Liverpool fans will be hoping that explosive striker Suarez can continue his rich vein of form. The striker can be just like dynamite; effective and deadly when used properly, but volatile and prone to the needless ban on occasion. Three o'clock will mark the start of what some people are calling "one of the top two live chats in the football forums history of that day!" Newcastle make the perilous journey to London knowing that they will face the capitals most in form striker of the past two games! Football fans across the city of Manchester will have to take promise in the fact that they will tonk Fulham in the reverse fixture. Whilst Manchester fans who have no connection to the city whatsoever will be hoping that their League Cup heroes can beat West Hams League Cup heroes. If there were ever a game that needed the title of 6 pointer to make it seem slightly interesting the single point separating Stoke vs Villa was it. It literally doesn't matter what happens as come the end of the weekend both will be mid-table mediocrity. The best team in Sunderland go head to head with the best team in Norwich which promises to be the best game of football these two teams play against each other that day. Do manager less West Brom stand a cat in hells change of beating Hull City Tigers? Tune in on WBA TV at 3pm to find out (just checked and they've cancelled it and will instead be showing a 2hr documentary of Lukakus greatest Baggies moments.) Sundays early kick off sees Stu's Saints take on SoS's Spurs. With Tottenham having a Short-man (obviously an abbreviation of "short term manager", however I wouldn't needed to have explained that if I'd just typed it out full, but its done now so we shall stick with it), in the form of Tim Sherwood. With a lot of fans feeling that this short-man wasn't particularly liked as a member of the squad after upsetting longterm members of the club, they will be hoping that this new found authority will have a positive effect on his reputation. Cos that's definitely how it works. Later in the day Roberto Martinez takes his players to Wales, hopefully they won't resent him too much for it. And finally, with Ozil not giving a shit about Arsenal fans and Wilshire not giving a shit about opposition fans Arsenal will be looking improve their recent PR crisis. That may be a tricky job when playing the always charismatic Chelsea.
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Post by Liverpool_96 on Dec 20, 2013 9:11:40 GMT
I like that opening post, who are you? D:
We should be winning easily but with the news filtering out of Cardiff the players could put a dent in our challenge for fourth. 2-1 Liverpool.
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Post by Gianni Infantino on Dec 20, 2013 9:18:55 GMT
neo_newbie
He C+P'd the entire thing from Neo! But I did like the Dynamite bit, quite clever tbh.
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Post by g7vikings on Dec 20, 2013 9:21:28 GMT
Haha I liked that.
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 20, 2013 10:00:07 GMT
We're gonna get pumped
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Post by JM on Dec 20, 2013 10:12:40 GMT
Should be a win for us considering the form that we've been in but Crystal Palace seem resurgent under Pulis. Yeh Chamakh is the danger man but I believe Williamson and Coloccini will have no bother in dealing with him.
0-1 or 1-2.
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Post by Stu on Dec 20, 2013 11:08:35 GMT
Tru dat Lallana going to run rings around Dawson.
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Dec 20, 2013 12:05:17 GMT
Stu stop it please everyone knows Southampton are a novelty club, we're going to win at least 27-0 and Dawson will get 12 of them and Lallana will score 5 own goals tbh.
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Post by sween on Dec 20, 2013 13:20:06 GMT
Must win
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Post by Gianni Infantino on Dec 20, 2013 20:47:57 GMT
lmao at the contents of that trolley
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Post by Stu on Dec 20, 2013 20:50:28 GMT
£160,000 a week now means he can splash (LOL) out on plenty of water to cure his Corona hangover in the morning.
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Post by localnative on Dec 20, 2013 23:18:36 GMT
neo_newbie He C+P'd the entire thing from the old forum! But I did like the Dynamite bit, quite clever tbh. Yeah i posted it there cos I was kinda hoping they'd get all defensive about it. I reckon had shortman seen it first it could have been different. I'll just have to be more damning next week, if I can be arsed
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 1:03:19 GMT
Obviously i'm hoping for 3 points but i'm not overly confident tbh, i'd like to see a similar team lineup to the one that beat Villa last week. Hopefully Rooney will be fit enough to start.
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Post by Shinra on Dec 21, 2013 8:25:59 GMT
£160,000 a week now means he can splash (LOL) out on plenty of water to cure his Corona hangover in the morning. Local ITV said it was 200k unless it's been confirmed elsewhere, I don't check these things. In other news I am looking forward to another 5-0 win I think, yeah that'll do nice go on Suarez get another hat trick while you're at it, Cardiff are probably feeling a bit bewildered ATM and ready for a bumming.
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Post by Kevin Keegan on Dec 21, 2013 9:31:40 GMT
If Crystal Palace were a top 6 side we'd probably win this.
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