Post by Gianni Infantino on Mar 14, 2014 14:15:55 GMT
Well City have played 26 and Chelsea have played 29, it's a bit weird.
This is how the table looks anyway, with 9,10,11 or 12 games left, depending on who you are.
And this week's fixtures:
And here's my early Photoshop skills
"LFC & Denmark" Riveting.
So the weekend begins in 'ull where City come after playing perennial cheating horrible Messi-rimming Catalan cunts Barcelona and losing, because they was robbed. Hull are doing better than City in the FA Cup I suppose.
The pride of Merseyside against the pride of Wales at Goodison follows. Everton are just trundling along behind Liverpool and that's all that matters. Cardiff to me are the most nondescript team in the league for me, I just don't care.
Fulham vs Newcastle is a chance for Newcastle to strengthen their very slim hopes of Europan qualification against a Fulham team whose bubble has finally burst and they find themselves looking somehow worse than Derby did in 2007.
Southampton welcome Norwich to The Dell, much like Newcastle, hoping to maintain a strong European challenge in their second season back in the league. Norwich recently had a high profile win against Tottenham, a rare bright spark in an otherwise dismal season for theinbreds Canaries.
Stoke vs West Ham is the worst fixture in the Premier League. A proper boring game.
Sunderland vs Crystal Palace is doing its best to contradict that previous statement.
Swansea vs West Brom. Manager merry-go-round Albion travel to South Wales hoping that Pepe Mel gets his first win as their manager but you can never count them out from making Swansea look like Bayern.
The late kick off is Chelsea at Villa Park. Villa are a weird one, they ALWAYS seem to do well against big teams at home. No, due to my INTENSE RABID HATRED of Chelsea I'll only mention Villa.
SUPER SUNDAY GIVES US THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON, A TITLE DECIDER LIKE oh United are 6th.
SUPER SUNDAY ALSO GIVES US THE NORF LAHNDAN DERBY, CAN ARSENAL PICK THEIR SEASON UP AND BEAT SPURS AND THEIR £2BN SQUAD TO oh Spurs are 5th. Fuck sake.
Some early thoughts on this round:
"We're gonna implode" - Mr D. Yido
"We're gonna corrode" - Mr D. Bug
"We're gonna do the wriggly arm dance" - Mr. G.L. Efsy
"Sigh" - Mr. D. Poshboy
"We're gonna get pumped so hard that 9 months from now Daniel Levy's gonna give birth to a tiny cannon. It's first words will be "buy a fucking left back"." - Mr. C. Lamp
This is how the table looks anyway, with 9,10,11 or 12 games left, depending on who you are.
And this week's fixtures:
And here's my early Photoshop skills
"LFC & Denmark" Riveting.
So the weekend begins in 'ull where City come after playing perennial cheating horrible Messi-rimming Catalan cunts Barcelona and losing, because they was robbed. Hull are doing better than City in the FA Cup I suppose.
The pride of Merseyside against the pride of Wales at Goodison follows. Everton are just trundling along behind Liverpool and that's all that matters. Cardiff to me are the most nondescript team in the league for me, I just don't care.
Fulham vs Newcastle is a chance for Newcastle to strengthen their very slim hopes of Europan qualification against a Fulham team whose bubble has finally burst and they find themselves looking somehow worse than Derby did in 2007.
Southampton welcome Norwich to The Dell, much like Newcastle, hoping to maintain a strong European challenge in their second season back in the league. Norwich recently had a high profile win against Tottenham, a rare bright spark in an otherwise dismal season for the
Stoke vs West Ham is the worst fixture in the Premier League. A proper boring game.
Sunderland vs Crystal Palace is doing its best to contradict that previous statement.
Swansea vs West Brom. Manager merry-go-round Albion travel to South Wales hoping that Pepe Mel gets his first win as their manager but you can never count them out from making Swansea look like Bayern.
The late kick off is Chelsea at Villa Park. Villa are a weird one, they ALWAYS seem to do well against big teams at home. No, due to my INTENSE RABID HATRED of Chelsea I'll only mention Villa.
SUPER SUNDAY GIVES US THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON, A TITLE DECIDER LIKE oh United are 6th.
SUPER SUNDAY ALSO GIVES US THE NORF LAHNDAN DERBY, CAN ARSENAL PICK THEIR SEASON UP AND BEAT SPURS AND THEIR £2BN SQUAD TO oh Spurs are 5th. Fuck sake.
Some early thoughts on this round:
"We're gonna implode" - Mr D. Yido
"We're gonna corrode" - Mr D. Bug
"We're gonna do the wriggly arm dance" - Mr. G.L. Efsy
"Sigh" - Mr. D. Poshboy
"We're gonna get pumped so hard that 9 months from now Daniel Levy's gonna give birth to a tiny cannon. It's first words will be "buy a fucking left back"." - Mr. C. Lamp