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Post by ange postecoslamp on Sept 26, 2015 23:43:07 GMT
new uni term is approaching and i've decided to embrace the rascal this year and be a colossal cunt to everyone every time i get drunk
share your best drunk stories in here or just judge me for my life decisions
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Post by Cashis on Sept 27, 2015 0:08:44 GMT
I've been booted out of like the only 'club' in Chesterfield twice in the last three weeks for doing gear in the bogs
I fell asleep on the dance floor last night and a decently fit but equally off her face Indian girl, according to my friends, saw this. I then proceeded to wake up and she got off with me. Bit of a weird thing to do. We then went back to my hotel to bang but she suddenly got really weird and ran away. My mate sucked someone's tit on the dancefloor too. Interesting night.
I was once getting off with a fat girl when I was 18 in town and I basically just abused her, kept slapping her tits about etc, again, quite a weird thing to do.
A rather weedy fella was grafting on my male friend (Sprite, for those who were on Neo a few years ago) and he kept telling him he wasn't interested but the lad kept grafting and grafting. Sensing Sprite's discomfort I told said chap in no uncertain terms to vacate the immediate premises. He declined so I grabbed him by his neck and chucked him across the dancefloor (as I say he was really small and weedy so he went flying). He then go up and ran towards me but didn't do anything so I just grabbed him and chucked him again. This happened another four or five times before he left. The bouncer overseeing the area was just watching and laughing.
I've lost count of the amount of females I've fingered in clubs. And I'm really shit at fingering.
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Post by ic on Sept 27, 2015 6:56:59 GMT
Once decided a mosh pit was happening on a dance floor, first guy I pushed went mental and punched me 10 minutes later. He was thrown out and I forgot about the incident until kicking out time where he was waiting for me. After handbags outside his mates and my mates got between us and he disappeared, screaming because I ripped his shirt
Got told at a party a couple of weeks later that Elgin's resident knobheads jumped him and broke his arm for trying to pick fights
Moral of the story is, if someone wants to start a mosh pit cos Rage Against the Machine is on then you join in or end up with broken bones
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Post by The Quito Diet on Sept 27, 2015 9:28:23 GMT
Yeah I've heard Scottish year six discos were like that.
When 15 at a house party I tried to seal what was almost a sure thing with a 19 year old I'd been chasing. Drunk too much, started quoting Shakespeare, badly, final straw was laughing at her ex when she said he'd threatened to cut his wrists when she finished him.
Threw pizza all over her walls. Tried playing keepy uppy with a glass lightshade and failed just as her mum turned up and promptly kicked me out.
Walking back home for some unknown reason decided to uproot a for sale sign and jog along with it.
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Post by ange postecoslamp on Sept 28, 2015 14:58:53 GMT
Reserving this spot for my actions tonight
Freshers week come at me
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Sept 29, 2015 8:47:54 GMT
I get rapey and talk to birds in a proper mockney cunt way. It's honestly like a Danny Dyer/Fritzl hybrid. It's how I met my missus
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Sept 29, 2015 8:48:14 GMT
I get rapey and talk to birds in a proper mockney cunt way. It's honestly like a Danny Dyer/Fritzl hybrid. It's how I met my missus
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Sept 29, 2015 8:51:17 GMT
I've been booted out of like the only 'club' in Chesterfield twice in the last three weeks for doing gear in the bogs I fell asleep on the dance floor last night and a decently fit but equally off her face Indian girl, according to my friends, saw this. I then proceeded to wake up and she got off with me. Bit of a weird thing to do. We then went back to my hotel to bang but she suddenly got really weird and ran away. My mate sucked someone's tit on the dancefloor too. Interesting night. I was once getting off with a fat girl when I was 18 in town and I basically just abused her, kept slapping her tits about etc, again, quite a weird thing to do. A rather weedy fella was grafting on my male friend (Sprite, for those who were on Neo a few years ago) and he kept telling him he wasn't interested but the lad kept grafting and grafting. Sensing Sprite's discomfort I told said chap in no uncertain terms to vacate the immediate premises. He declined so I grabbed him by his neck and chucked him across the dancefloor (as I say he was really small and weedy so he went flying). He then go up and ran towards me but didn't do anything so I just grabbed him and chucked him again. This happened another four or five times before he left. The bouncer overseeing the area was just watching and laughing. I've lost count of the amount of females I've fingered in clubs. And I'm really shit at fingering. Lol trust, that sweaty disappointing pub/club fingering feeling. Bit like emptying hair out the plughole in the dark. You just want it over and to feel clean again
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Post by ange postecoslamp on Oct 2, 2015 0:23:50 GMT
can confirm i got bevved and was a dickhead ended up sleeping with my mate's housemate. She's not even that fit but at one point after i'd just perfected JME's verse on Man Don't Care whilst several drinks deep she came up to me and said "you're so black" and so i couldn't help it Should introduce her to Visar Musliukas actually
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Post by #FreeBTS on Oct 2, 2015 1:08:29 GMT
God in Newcastle I've done Man Don't Care bar for bar and got nothing. White people
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Oct 2, 2015 10:47:17 GMT
when i meet all my old mates and we go for a few beers and end up chatting shit about wrestling in the late 90's
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Post by Cashis on Oct 2, 2015 13:17:59 GMT
Grime / UK Hip Hop is really reaching the wrong crowds nowadays.
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Post by you give me rrrroad rrrrage on Oct 2, 2015 13:43:58 GMT
Lmao shots fired.
In terms of suburban middle class yoof culture grime now is pretty much what house was a couple of years ago and dubstep was a couple of years before that.
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Post by ChappyHova on Oct 2, 2015 13:49:10 GMT
Bollo's snapchat is entertaining
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Post by Cashis on Oct 2, 2015 14:19:42 GMT
Lmao shots fired. In terms of suburban middle class yoof culture grime now is pretty much what house was a couple of years ago and dubstep was a couple of years before that. House is still that tbf
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