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Post by ange postecoslamp on Jan 26, 2014 14:56:05 GMT
As a community, we've had a wide variety of experiences with the opposite sex, ranging from boning a 45 year old while your girlfriend looks on with pride, to having a meltdown at 4am every time a girl says something confusing, to being showered with gifs to celebrate that special moment you became a man..
But as a community of real men's men and Bollo, what it really boils down to is that one all important number. Now is your chance to see how well you really stack up to Cashis and his harem, or Dannyido and his harem's mums, or the numerous girls Star of Spurs has necked while playing kiss chase at playtime.
Soccer Nerds; what's your number?
SNC "Member most likely to have an illegitimate child" leaderboard:
Kesh - all of them? melb - 39 notpropaganda - 17 CosLamp - 16 luisgarciaisgod - 15 Disenchanted - 14* Cashis - 14 Childish - 13 Andres - 13 Dannyido - 10 lukas -10 imperialcereal - 8 shaunie - 8 Shinra - 7 thearsenal - 7 Paul - 6 and somehow 3/4 MikeCFC - 6 Lone - 6 danielt - 5 g7lfc - 5 Bollo - 5 Djed - 4 1/2 FIFALeachy - 4 Adept - 3 Mycon - 3 Stu - 2 Modiga - 1 Matt - 1 clynch7 - 1 Toonami - 1 Exonerater - 1 Star of Spurs - 1/2 cos I'm a generous sort and you're only 14, bless.
*0% chance of illegitimate children
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Cashis
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Post by Cashis on Jan 26, 2014 15:02:00 GMT
I think it's about... 13?
Obviously having a long term gf has kept the numbers down but that isn't an issue any more haha.
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Star of Spurs
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alcohol and night swimming
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Post by Star of Spurs on Jan 26, 2014 15:02:39 GMT
My only sexual experience involved being sucked off by the best friend of the girl I spent two years trying to fuck (while she was downstairs).
The other two chances were ruined by an inconsiderate friend being a cunt and not letting us break into his house while he was away (long story) and someone frogmarching me back home (whilst I was with the girl I was trying to fuck for two years' other best friend).
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Post by ange postecoslamp on Jan 26, 2014 15:06:35 GMT
How am I more of a slag than Cashis man
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Cashis
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Post by Cashis on Jan 26, 2014 15:06:46 GMT
My only sexual experience involved being sucked off by the best friend of the girl I spent two years trying to fuck (while she was downstairs). Almost the exact same thing happened to me. But she was from Mauritius (I think that's what it's called).
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Post by Heung-Min Pleat on Jan 26, 2014 15:23:24 GMT
10 I think
Youngest was 14 (I was 14 too) Oldest 45
my favourite was from Grimsby, I was expecting her to smell of cod tbh
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Cashis
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Post by Cashis on Jan 26, 2014 15:26:29 GMT
Exactly same as Danny re. youngest and oldest.
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Post by Gobble Gobble on Jan 26, 2014 15:52:04 GMT
1 but been with her for over 5 years so consider that the best number. /woop
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Post by The Quito Diet on Jan 26, 2014 16:01:22 GMT
4 and a half.
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Shinra
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Post by Shinra on Jan 26, 2014 16:02:59 GMT
A modest 7 not bad for a sociopathic hermit though
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Kesh
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Post by Kesh on Jan 26, 2014 16:06:26 GMT
Oh wow I really am a slag then.
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#FreeBTS
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Post by #FreeBTS on Jan 26, 2014 16:06:51 GMT
4. For a self-acknowledged massive wet blanket, I'll take it
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Stu
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#SparkysOnFire
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Post by Stu on Jan 26, 2014 16:23:33 GMT
1 and a half
fuck you all
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Childish
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Childish.
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Post by Childish on Jan 26, 2014 16:25:44 GMT
Sliding in there with 13. Youngest was 15 when I was 16, oldest was 38 aged 20. Best was a 27 year old who despite being a wide open mother showed her experience in the big games.
Excited to head to NI and see how it works over there.
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cl7
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Post by cl7 on Jan 26, 2014 16:27:53 GMT
1 early days
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