Plenty of Fish Fails

[g7vikings]

I got a notification telling me 4 of you are now following it, so share your favourites.

twitter.com/PlentyFishFails

I can't post the picture but I've just come across:

Hello there im sorry to inform you that your vjj is haunted and i can help exorcism and replace that ghost with a monster haha :-P names ryan by the way hope you have a sense of humour this horribe Monday morning xxc

[Exonerator]

lmao holy shit



That is so harsh yet so fucking funny.

[thearsenal]

not seen these before, been looking through for ages haha

[The Quito Diet]

Not quite the same but read this at the start of an article and it tickled me.

My date had the same dark blonde hair as her profile photo had suggested and her facial features were similar.

But in the flesh she was plain and dumpy, not sylph-like and pretty, and as soon as I spotted her waiting for me in a bar in Canterbury for our first date in January 2010, it was clear she had doctored her picture.

Incensed, I walked up to her and roared ‘You’re not tall and thin!’ before storming straight out again.
Harsh? Perhaps. But, by that point, I’d been internet dating for two years and had been told one lie too many.

[The Quito Diet]

Feb 1, 2014 0:31:24 GMT @mikecfc said:

Jan 30, 2014 16:36:38 GMT @Djed said:

Not quite the same but read this at the start of an article and it tickled me.

Was this from a DM article about three men who have struggled with internet dating? I'm sure I read that there lol.

aye believe so