Post by Alè Piatek Alè, pum pum pum on Feb 2, 2015 0:01:36 GMT
Nothing is going to happen, there is no big transfer deal rumbling on and on and there's no player trying to force a move. Still that won't stop Sky Sports or the BBC or the Daily Mail or basically any media outlet in the country from cashing in on the growing trend to turn deadline day into an event in the sporting calendar that'll soon be called the "Duracell Transfer Window sponsored by Autoglass", with fans paying for tickets to sit in the studio and watch Jim White sneak out every ten minutes during the ad breaks and over time gradually watch his septum disappear.
Still though, it's the Monday after the Superbowl and it gives us something to watch until midnight, even though all of Sky's reporters will be inside the stadiums and training grounds in case any Stoke mongs bring their mums dildo out to show the camera as if it's some sort of magical wand. Which, I guess, it sort of is. And if it's not the Stoke mongs, it'll either be FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY or Anthony Costa standing in the background ringing his agent demanding to know why he's managed to get himself more airtime than his agent has managed in the past 10 years. Still though, deadline day has already peaked with this Jake Yapp video on the BBC;