U R GAY
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Post by U R GAY on Aug 4, 2015 11:51:57 GMT
Time to get your predictions in ahead of the 2015/16 season but I don't just want the generic safe predictions, I want your wildest, big statements about what you think might happen this year. No prediction is too silly. Don't be the arsehole who says 'I thought that would happen, I just didn't say it', say it here.
They can be based on any league, they can be specific to your club or general football predictions.
A top 3 will be decided at the end of the season judged on accuracy and ambition of the prediction.
You can make up to SIX 'big statements'.
Mine are as followed:
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Бенне
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Post by Бенне on Aug 4, 2015 12:14:21 GMT
Dougie Freedman won't be sacked by January. Probably not long after that though.
Arsenal will win the league.
Forest will finish above Derby.
Derby won't go up.
West Ham will get relegated (Copying Jimbo but he's right)
Bournemouth will stay up comfortably.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 12:56:26 GMT
Chelsea will win the league by a greater margain then last season
Rafa Benitez will win La Liga and the Champions League with Madrid this season
Schweinsteiger will be a massive flop at United
QPR will win the Championship.
Wayne Rooney will be top scorer.
This will be Wengers last season.
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danielbuggery
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Post by danielbuggery on Aug 4, 2015 13:13:41 GMT
This'll be a laugh in a few months time...
Crystal Palace will qualify for Europa League
Ranieri and Pellegrini to be sacked during Christmas period
Arsenal will be the only English club to make the Champions League semi-finals
Wayne Rooney will score under 20 goals (all competitions) leading to his sale the following summer
Mitrovic will score over 20 goals (all competitions) for Newcastle
Depay to be on the shortlist for PFA Player of the Year
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cl7
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Post by cl7 on Aug 4, 2015 13:25:49 GMT
United will finish 4th again and still won't get the media slaughtering they deserve
Benteke will get found out
Arsenal will match Chelsea till the final 2 games
Bournemouth will be more than safe
We'll win the championship by 18 points
Hibs will lose in the play offs
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henke
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Post by henke on Aug 4, 2015 14:27:10 GMT
We'll not qualify for the CL group stage.
Hibs will finish no higher than 3rd, Stubbs sacked.
Schweinsteiger will flop.
Benitez will get the sack.
Leeds will win the play offs.
Arsenal will start off well, leading to claims they'll "piss the league" but they'll still finish over 10 points behind whoever wins it.
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Post by you give me rrrroad rrrrage on Aug 4, 2015 14:32:20 GMT
Mourinho to be sacked after falling out with Abramovich over Chelsea Champions' League flop number (what will it be? six?) six and perennial shithouse football. Basically, they're like that couple who got back together for the kids but are still fundamentally incompatible because they just want different things and are too old and stubborn to change.
Also, above all else Man Utd to flop badly. Please. If there is a god.
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Post by g7vikings on Aug 4, 2015 14:32:25 GMT
Liverpool to hit 75 points and 80+ goals.
Raheem Sterling to be a major success hitting career best 10+ league goals.
Man United & new signings struggle. More boring football. Finish below Spurs in 6th. LvG sacked.
Harry Kane has another 20+ league goal season.
Arsenal to finish 10+ points adrift of the champions. Knocked out in first knockout round of CL.
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Pole Land
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Post by Pole Land on Aug 4, 2015 14:36:58 GMT
Neither Chelsea or City to finish in the top two.
Rooney will be United's top scorer in history come the end of the season.
Pellegrini won't last the season, Bayern will get knocked out of the CL again, leading to Guardiola joining City next summer.
Leeds United will get promoted.
Benteke to out score Kane, if he plays every week.
Southampton won't make top 10.
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Post by Maskya Yoshida on Aug 4, 2015 14:41:48 GMT
We'll not qualify for the CL group stage. Arsenal will start off well, leading to claims they'll "piss the league" but they'll still finish over 10 points behind whoever wins it. The thread is big statements, not obvious statements.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 15:05:26 GMT
Arsenal will finish above Chelsea Kane will score less than 15 in all competitions Rooney will be top scorer in the league Wolves will be promoted Middlesbrough will finish outside the top six Pellegrini will be sacked by Christmas
Edit: Just read the first post, I got a bit carried away lol.
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Post by Liverpool_96 on Aug 4, 2015 15:06:22 GMT
Arsenal to win Champions League.
Atletico Madrid to finish 2nd.
Benteke top league goalscorer.
Liverpool to reach final of Europa League.
Guardiola to Man City confirmed before the end of the season.
Dortmund to finish within 10 points of Bayern.
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Star of Spurs
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Post by Star of Spurs on Aug 4, 2015 15:26:58 GMT
Rodgers to be sacked before Christmas.
Van Gaal to have a very public falling out with a high profile player, probably Rooney, leading to one of them leaving the following summer.
West Ham will flirt with relegation for most of the year. Arsenal will win the league.
We'll be in the top four by May (though still won't finish there).
The team that wins the Champion's League will not be German, English or Spanish.
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Post by Audacity on Aug 4, 2015 15:30:17 GMT
Scotland will qualify for Euro 2016. Newcastle United will reach a final. Barcelona will be knocked out in the Last 16 of the Champions League. If no English side makes it then Mark Clattenburg will referee the Champions League final. An English Premier League footballer will collapse on the pitch. Possibly dying.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 15:33:07 GMT
Pochettino, Mourinho and Van Gaal will all be sacked.
Arsenal win the league and Wenger retires.
Sterling gets into the PFA Team of the Year, possibly ahead of Hazard.
Chelsea to struggle for automatic CL qualification and lose in the first knockout round of the Champions League.
Palace to finish comfortably inside the top half.
Newcastle and West Ham to go down.
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